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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Puke Anyone?

The following story is from two nights ago...

I've been a mom for almost 5 years. In those 5 years I've dealt with my fair share of "nasty shit" but today I hit my limit.....

Sammie my 3 yrs old is sick, she's been coughing all day long. I don't know if it was the medication, the breathing treatment? Perhaps the large amount of ice cream she ravaged. In the middle of her favorite cartoon she pushes her sister out of the  way, screams "Move!" and regurgates what was once rainbow sherbet ice cream all over my couch! While cleaning her up she starts to cough and gag, she makes that "I'm about to puke face" so what do I do? I put my hands together and CATCH THE PUKE!!! What was I thinking?? I caught her puke? I guess that's what moms do? Right?

Cut to two hours later, girls are sleeping. My bf and I are watching videos on YouTube. We watched reactions to a video called " two girls one cup". I have never seen this video before although it came out like 3 years ago. My curiosity is sparked :/ unfortunately! My lovely bf decides I should watch the original video while eating ice cream. I think I can handle it so I agree. I couldn't have prepared myself for the horror that would shortly ensue.

Ice cream is ready and I think so am I. The video starts off like majorly cheap porn but I'm okay. I had just put a second spoonful of my dulce de leche ice cream in my mouth and immediately felt the need to spit it out. 20 seconds into the video and you want to press the stop button. It is truly like watching the scene of an accident, you want to look away but you can't. Two bites of ice cream is more than enough while watching this epiction of bodies, bowels, tongues and vomit. How anyone can enjoy "movies" like these is beyond me?!? I know, I did agree to watch it! I however did not think it would be as awful as it truly was! How can any women with any knowledge agree to be a part of it?

Needless to say, I will never listen to my bf when it comes to matters of YouTube and "interesting" movies again! He got a kick out of watching my reaction and so did some of my friends. If you haven't seen it, I posted it on my FB. I DO NOT RECOMMEND ANYONE TO WATCH THE ACTUAL MOVIE!